Sup yao!
Apa Khabar semua?
The Cheeky Monkey Is BACK!
Kinkier,cheekier,Hornier,Hari Rayier.
OOPS!
Arh...

some of you readers:OI DA PASS TP BELOM?
Me: entah eh.For me to know for you find out.but some of you know already.
so ya ssshhhh.

soon i'll be taking a study break and therefore no working.
weee freedom! awesome!! Boredom!! CONDOM!!
and many2.
A 3 months break from all the Stocks,all the fighting,all the pranking,all the stupid customers who like to ask stupid question.
ya. happy...
get a lil' bit of life back.


Okay kawan2.
There's something I want to tell you all.
if you all go to any retail shop.
Don't embarrass yourself by asking the staff for his/her staff discount.
because you will nva be forgotten by him/her.
Jangan malukan diri!


Situation:

Mak Cik SGX: How much does this cost?
Me: oh it cost 84.90 after 30% discount kak?*angkat bodek kape panggil kakak*
Mak Cik SGX: Oh my friend got it at 60 Dollars how come eh?
Me: Oh that is staff or Vip discount kak. Its entitled to staff and people who are sponsored by adidas.I believe your friend kenal someone who holds the discount card.
Makcik Sgx: Oh skrang ni I da kenal awak. Boleh dapat staff discount?
Me: *kiwak,kalau kau anak dara boleh la kau tanye? ni kau da mak dara.* SMILES.
Makcik Sgx: boleh la bang.
me: *mak kau die panggil aku abang?!*
Mas: Im sorry kak but we are not suppose to abuse our staff discount card.
Me:*sigh of relief*
Well said MAS!
Kalau kakak ada anak dara hotstuff lain cerita la.
Haha gatal nye syam.
Kene mandikan air bunga.
Baru hilang gatal agaknye.haha.


People people,staff discount is actually a deduction.
and our staff card got Limit.
In one year i can only spend until 3000 dollars of purchase.
its not unlimited.
Kalau unlimited sape2 pon aku da bagi pasal aku dapat commission senang.
lain la kalau your my close friend,family or relatives.
if i give someone discount just like that is like paying a sum of their product they are purchasing. mane boleh?


But ya my life is kinda hectic.
kalau syam tak update janganlah marah.
Been busy with Lifesaving training.
Been busy with adidas.
Been busy with my retaking.
Been busy with many many.
How not to have girlfriend.
until kadang2 I conpius.
Customer pompan hotstuff call for assistance
Syam teros bukak baju den jerit "hold on I'm coming" den teros buat CPR.
Abih bile tgh training casualty tgh drowning bilang syam check lanyard abih bilang dia nett price of productt.
Sigh ape nak buat.
Mau hidop.
Harga air,elektrik sume naik.
nak kene bayar duit batu,duit jamban,duit lampu.
nak kene tanggong anak dan bini pat rumah.
abih kalau tk bayar nanti bukak tap air tak kluar,picit suis lampu tk nyala.
Habis la!
Nak buang air besar dalam kegelapan.
Tu takpe,nak flush tak boleh psl tkde air.
TOILET PEKONG!
abih tkde air kesian anak dan bini aku.
Kene cebok pakai tissue.
Haha. okay stop it syam.


Well,the other day I went surveying aagain for motorbike.
This time with abang BOB and abang Yan.
Haha. thats the best part of having biker cousins.
they pull you in a cool team and lepas tu tolong carik motor.
About this 2 cousins of mine.
Haha.
When I was younger they already started riding class 2 bikes.
Abang Bob now rides CBR 400 and abang Yan got R6.
Last time I use to look up to them.
Then me and faris will argue who's bike is better.
And I always side on Abang Bob! haha!
Very childish but funny.

During Hari Raya:
Me:Ala motor abang Yan tak bagos asyik rosak.abang bob punye bagos.
Faris: Ala! kalau abang YAN chelen abang bob abang Yan menang pasal motor die laju.
Me:Ala abang bob bagi chance pat abang yan.
Abang Bob: *Smile at me* ah syahmi betol.

Actually my nenek dont allow her children or grandchildren to ride.
But well?
My elder cousins sat the wrong example.

Nong nong ago nong nong ago...
ME: Abih nenek tak pagi amik lesen motor asal abang man,abang bob,abang ipul,abang didi sume sume amik?
Abang Man: Pasal kitorang degil.
Me:kalau gitu syahmi pon mau ikot :P
Abang didi: Yeah!!!!! sehati sejiwa beb.


THE MAIN REASON WHY I ENJOY 1st day of HARI RAYA.
later got like a whole collection of BIKES.
But I dont think im getting my bike this year probably early next year or perhaps december? see how la.
I really cant decide right now.
NSR OR X1R?
Sportbike or Kapchai?
tetek or pepek?
I want both.
oopps haha.


so therefore eh.
Why I look forward to hari raya also is bcuz during Raya there will be alot of test-driving of cars.
for sure one of my uncles or aunties change their vehicles during raya then one by one they test drive.
Like last year when uncle Simon bought a BMW 7 series.
I sat in the car and whoho for a small person like me I felt powerful.


And one good thing is that my uncle will gather all of us then we go jalan raya in a big group.
Mcm convoy la!
Like 4 cars,1 van and 1 lorry and 5 bikes.soon to be 6 Bikes.
Haha.so nak katekan it will be quiet meriah la.

yeah.
oh well.


But it would be nice to have someone to jalan raya with.
when I see couples pimpin tangan,sayang menyayang,gaduh cakar-cakar mcm kucing.
deep in me, goes like...
"EH bestnye ade matair."
furthermore raya dapat buka sama2 pat bazaar.
pilih baju raya matching.
Then bile naik motor pakaikan helmet,turon motor bukak kan helmet.
then Zai my friend.
me:eh dok,asal seat pat blakang kau licin siol.
zai:ala,aku sengaja tukar material synthetic leather.Biar licin.so bila aku pillion pompan aku she'll be closer.and seat die pon less grip so die terpakse pelok aku.


oh well.
its tempting but ya.
Im not ready.
tapi aku nak girlfriend.
argh.

sekian dan terima kasih.