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Moved

2009-02-11T12:37:00.001+08:00

Ive recreated a new BLOG.
wanna read it ask me personally online @ desire.dream.vision@hotmail.com
good day ahead amigos.

sigh.

2009-01-12T05:06:00.002+08:00

i dont know if im in depression or not?
I realize Ive became a Workaholic recently.
Therefore,
Neglecting my prayers.
Poor time management.
cant sleep early.
sleep late equates to wake up late.

Time check its 5.07am.
I'm Up early aren't I.
In about a few more hours I will be receiving my o's Results.
It has indeed been a very interesting 2008.
Anxiety is here indeed.
The month of January has indeed been anxiety month for me.
I'm aiming to reach Tp for class 3 by June.
Setting a target at least.
Well,Bike's gonna be ready in like 10 days.
cant wait.
new engine,new ferrings,new tires,new pipes.

Recession really affecting my sales. And most of all its affecting my commission.
but i dont blame them customers.

alright.This week.
Monday:
Go swim and go gym.
Results day.Working Full-shift @ Adidas.
I will do my best to hit 1k at least.
Push and push the promotions.
I dont give a shit about my A.T.V(average transaction Value)..

Tuesday:
Jog.
Apply for Poly through JAE.
Go to work full shift.
Clear some stocks to be displayed to make way for my golf items.
Try my best to do 1k..

Wednesday:
Off day.
Rest as much as I can.
Body fatigue. Lactic Acid seeping into my body.
wake up. clean my room.
clear my mess.
Go for 1 car prac.
and ustadz halim is back to restart our ngaji lessons.
must really buck up Syam.

Thursday:
afternoon shift.
Swim and gym before work.
do stocks.
make sure P/N all cleared and checked.

Friday:
Jog.
Solat Jumaat.
Afternoon Shift.
oh yes... Focus On sales.
Friday babe!

Saturday:
Afternoon Shift
I AIM TO DO 2k.
must must must!

Sunday:
Off day. rot at home.
or meet yana.
enjoy with credit only for one day aje!
borrow mama's Visa?
Next day pay day.

2009-01-06T07:46:00.002+08:00

I just realize something.
I hate being nagged when i get older.
Yeap.Mum,Dad,Chris(supervisor).
I really do.
But now i see the point.
They nag for a reason,
They nag because they have too.
then i wondered,no wonder Mama always nag at me like a Tarzan.
and no wonder ayah always look like incredible hulk when he nags angrily at me.
and no wonder Chris is getting old.(haha. hope shes not reading this.)
You cant always have fun all the time.
you'll just end up losing focus.
and i got to stop being a workaholic.
6 times a week? I really got no life for myself.
and i am only a part-timer! but im working like a full-timer.
i'm proud of that.
Month of feb, i gonna cut down to 3 days in a week.
2 on weekday, 1 on weekend.

Well,I gonna turn 19 in like 2 more months.
2008 has been a great turning point for me.
I learn alot.
Money is not about spending,its about surviving.
2009 I really have to start saving.
I spent alot during 2008. REALLY REALLY SPENT.

My bike pracs at UBI.
Dad and cousins told me to take at Bukit Batok.
I didnt want. Too far!
furthermore, I like challenges.I'm very sure I didn't regret going to UBI.
Confident on congested roads I must say.
Well, you can compare the difference between someone who passed at BBDC and me(cdc).
How? go town area or even bugis compare riding skill and confidence.
just stating the fact

I calculated how much I spent there and it amounted to about 900bucks(including enrolment).
Oh well. I took prac 1 twice.
Prac 2 twice.
Prac 3 thrice.
Prac 4 thrice.
Prac 5 five times.(i almost wanted to give up)
Rtt once.
( i couldnt understand why ppl can fail this shit test,its bloody simple. just remember the answers from e-trial test)
Prac 6 twice.(i could have passed once not for my mistake at the stop sign. HAHA! i didnt stop)
Prac 7 once.(I swear it was scary making that U-turn.)
Prac 8 twice.
i had like 5 road revisions and 11 circuit revisions.
Tp was only once.Phew!

The bike itself.
Bike+Insurance= 3.2k + $626= 3.826k
Plus Stickers and Airbrush $50+ $200=$250
Plus 2 evo helmet= $50x2=$100

damn! spend too much.
what next?
i know. my car prac!
I love driving outside.
Haha. funny thing is I bring my riding habits into driving.
till the instructor said "syam,ni bukan motor ehk" after i sped up when traffic light turns amber.
I plan to takeover driving responsibilities from dad.
So that ayah and mama can just sit back and relax.
on family outings i can just be their personal chaffeur.
it annoys me when my cousins who can drive talks about their driving experience.
especially this.

Faris(p-plate driver): itu hari try dgn Subaru Impreza.
Abang Ipul(honda fit driver): haha! itu hari abang ipul kene ajak race dgn Evo.

Annoying to the max.
faris drives like budak gila.
seriously scary.
but okay. im tired now. tc.

2009... thats fast.

2009-01-06T05:32:00.003+08:00

Its now 5.32am.
I just woke up.
I miss waking up for school early in the morning.
I clearly miss rushing for the 6.45am 410 bus to get to school.

Soon enough, I will miss waking up for work.
The journey to work.
The MRT or even the SBS Service 54,56,57.

In about a week's time.
I will be receiving my o'level results(2nd attempt).
getting a D7 for maths was such a heartbreaker.
It's time for a change.
Smell the air. good time for a change.
My newyear has just begun after 7 days.
i clearly need to take more responsiblities.

Soon enough i will start to pay for stuffs.
1)The gym.
2)The Bike installment.
3)hp bills.
4)Bike Petrol,Cashcard,2T

staff discounts.

2009-01-05T04:18:00.005+08:00

year 2009.
trust me when i say 2009 will be a tough year.
Economy truly suck.
Its reflecting through sales you know.
surplus, Adidas management truly Bullshit.
On weekdays the shop opens at 11 and on weekend it opens at 10?
it makes no difference.
really. we open the shop at 10 on weekend and the first customer that walks into the shop will be like 10.30?
Well,I must admit. I am getting tired of working there.
stupid customers.

Letme just point out one thing.
Never ever ever ever ever ask for my staff discount.
Regardless. Even If your my friend.
Really,its annoying. you dont need to ask,once your my friend i will offer it to you.
Even my closest of friends dont ask for discount.

Recently, I got to know someone from tagged.
I understand that person is just as passionate for the brand as i do.
but to be honest,your only an somebody i met throught the internet network.
and we just started talking.

person a: so where do you work?
me: ouh im with adidas as a retailer.
person a: oh boleh dapat discount?

well, my staff discount has a limit of 1k.
its entitled to me for working there.
its almost like I'm using my credit for working there to buy stuff.
what i dont understand however is why people aint respecting it.
People from California Fitness,some random customers, etc etc etc.
i had enough. grrr...
wth?!

and if u wanna noe who had just piss me off.
i shall not name who...
you wanna know.. ask me yourself. i will tell you who..

2008-12-28T14:02:00.000+08:00

LOST?
haha...
somewhere at UBI.

2008-12-22T03:23:00.003+08:00

Next year,I wanna obtain the class 2A license.
I will skip the idea of getting a class 2A bike like Super4 or CB400.
Then the following year.
I wanna obtain the class 2 license.
I wanna ride the R6(pictures below).thats my aim.my main goal.

How I plan to get it.
SAVE OF COURSE.

I will save 2 dollars.
everyday for the next 2 years.
and everyday top-up 2 dollars inside the fish tank.
and by that time.
im able to down my r6.
yeap.
Life to ride,ride to live.

2008-12-19T19:52:00.002+08:00

its just sad to see the ugly side of humans.
when you thought they are your friends.
and when they play punk.
ive check the ip address.
if it would be some other ppl,
i couldnt be bothered.
but they are people you least expect.
it was like riding at 200km/h and out of nowhere a car come and swerve at you and you fly of the bike.
shocking.

its with people i shared laughter and joy with.
ppl whom i had a great time with.
ppl who i thought would be there for you no matter what.
ppl whom i believe show a good meaning of friendship.
but i was proven wrong.
blinded by the fact they are nice people,i am shocked.
i guess i know why my other friends ditch them on one of the outings.
and i guess now i know why they are always the outcast.
i guess now i know what they really are.
i aint affected by their doings.
just terribly disappointed.

now i realize.
we should categorize our friends properly.
THE Loyal Friends...
the ones who will be there for you.the ups and downs.
or THE Happy friends...
the ones who are there whenever your having fun.

so i shall clean up the mess on my tagboard..
and please? stop this madness..
still,
among the small chaos and all.
you opened me up.
and see the world.
so here i will clean up the mess.
lesson learnt.
no exaggeration from now on.

2008-12-19T19:14:00.006+08:00

Ive been tied up with work.
and also blogging at work with my lappy.
well, hmm...
To think im a liar?
okay shall not laugh it off.
i tend to exaggerate what i am.
got caught up with goals perhaps.
so im getting the Honda NSR 150 SP.
i found it at A.S Phoon UBI.
The bike i fell in love with at first sight.
its a coincidence actually.
didnt expect fate to bring me to that bike.
and for certain i never did expect i would want to get a sport bike.

down the bike liao..
next pay next pay.. weee. cant wait..

But all and all.
I miss abang didi's Spark 135.
kay dah.
hater? may i know who you are?
do i know you?

gonna go into COMA

2008-10-19T04:15:00.001+08:00

officially H.i.a.t.u.s
paham paham je... i'll be back in november..
enjoy tc dont take drugs.

sembahyang sebelum kamu disembahyangkan

2008-10-17T11:54:00.005+08:00

hello people people.
I realize alot of the riders these days are really super duper young.
18-20.
when i went for my pracs i was always the youngest being 18.
Well the figures doesnt matter.
Its the confidence of the rider.. trust me..
and the attitude of his riding.
your on the road, its a 50-50 situation.
having friends who recently died on the road is really really traumatizing.
and they are your good friends.
2 of my good friends had died.
i hope the figures dont increase.

but yes, i aint so angelic either.
i love taking shots at cornering bends.
my cousins calls me Boboi Baring.
sial uh kene Baring sia.
oink oink betol.

and fadhli seems to enjoy the ride alot!
and I could see from his friends faces go "how i'd wish i have a brother as cool"

but yes. to all u peeps out there.
i you wanna go for class 2B riding.
Remember. its a dangerous and cold road out there.
one mistake and your out.
so always ensure safety comes first.
its not worth risking anything.
if you think you need to stop.
dont play blackjack.
your just gambling your life away.
you wanna gamble wait till the CASINO in singapore open okay?

okay i gonna chao now.
today jumaat la dei.
must go sembahyang.
who nva go ahyo dosa!
ahyo tak tau mak balek bawak kayu.
haha.
lame tapi tkpe.
aku strresss!!

reply to taggers.
chacha oink oink; sorry la i know its a mistake. abolution apa plak. word arab baru ke?

ridzwan; lucky yes. like cikgu imran always say god protected him when he was riding.rmmber he told us about the junction at thomson road.whoho.that was dangerous.being a qualified rider basic la malas nak check blindstop.but sometimes i got feel somebody tapping on my shoulder so i look back. i think its malaikat.

musyirah; sorry beb. kau gi taman asuhan? which one eh?

maha; oh hawt damn! this is my jam. eh how promos?

kriffith; eh krif when your playing champions league? haha.

baik uh! skill

2008-10-15T15:31:00.002+08:00

i just came home.
i had two near death experience while riding my cousin's Spark.
However,Im glad that god protected me all the way.

so yes ive gotten the Spark.
boo! tsk tsk.

At KJE.
i wanted to meet nenek cause she just got warded for stomach flu.
so i went with
abang bobob.
he was speeding with his R1.
not waiting for me.
hello! im a newly qualified rider with probation plates.

So i wanted to chase up with him la.
i check the speedometer and i was already going at 80-100km/h.
and i bet he goes so much faster than that!
hello?! im class 2B bike?! not class 2! knnccb.
and i was at the right hand lane? fast moving lane?
hoho.if tp catch me mampos license revoke.
for what? speeding.
then suddenly the car infront of me did an e-brake.
but i kept my distance so nasib baik!
if not i could have really bang the car and do a superman!
and infront of me theres a whole row of cars hitting one another's bumpers.
see? never follow two-second rule right.

otw home.
i tailed ayah's car and i lost him cause of the red light.

at a traffic light junction.
it was green and i was so happily riding and out of nowhere a girl dash across the traffic light.
she stopped in my tracks!
i e-brake!!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!
luckily never bang her...
if not revoke.
than i horn.
and shouted la at her and the maid!
"oi! red man! stop la! want to die isit!"
babi sia. make me angry only.
urgh.

so yes. you all you all uh.
practise road safety.
and if your riding or driving.
stay alert! ty and tc.

hari raya 2008

2008-10-12T02:26:00.002+08:00

This hari raya had been immensely meaningful to me.
somehow and somewhat,this year's festival made me realize how important fostering good relations is in the society.
Every Hari Raya brings alot of good memories to me.
The festival brings alot of vibrance and colour to life.
marking a victory for us muslim.
a 30 day period of completing fasting during the month of ramadhan.
wait. did i say completing the fasting?
sigh.

One thing i greatly don't understand however.
we singaporean muslim behave like the poor throughout the 30days.
On the first day of hari raya though, we wear expensive clothings and eat alot.
yeah baik siao perangai.
so ME-LAYU...

With the return of Abang man who have been missing for 7 years marks a great significance in my family and relatives.
with him being back into the family picture, we need not go searching for him anymore.i pray that everything will go smooth from now.

something that's very touching happened today.
mama once had a maid called rati.
we call her kak rati.
he named her child Aziz. which is my ayah's name.
the reason.
She said its because she wants to see her child as kind and baik as my ayah.
wow.
and yes kak rati called mama to wish her.

2008-10-09T23:24:00.003+08:00

THe aggressive fighter the personal favourite.
Just love to watch him fight.
Buakaw.
They call him lightning legs.
He swings his legs like a bat.

10 Silly Facts About Me

2008-10-08T04:39:00.002+08:00

Hello all.
Saya bosan.
Time check= 4.39am.
I just did my Maths paper. Rajin beb.

Oh yes. the day before yesterday.
I was with Yana and Shilla at Burger King novena.
Then outta nowhere got this blind man come to me begging me for 2 dollars nak makan
Kesian jugak.
So i gave him 2 dollars la!
and he gave me 4-d number.
baik pa.

and yesterday. i slept early and woke up at 4am.
i decided to juggle the ball from outside my room into my room.
i was juggling into my room and i found a red letter.
saying with much love.
It gave me goosebumps because my bio notes that was missing was in there.
MY GAWD. FREAKY.
So i asked my mama.

ME:mama! do u know anything about this?*showing the love letter*
mama: I found it in the letter box.
Me: what?! mama its a love letter
mama: You sure anot?
me: *show my mum.*
mama: *smile* suke la tu?
me: apa suka? seram la ! orang ikot abang balek.

okay2. freakey.

so yes i wanna post my entry.
i realize im a silly dude.
So i will state 2 situations that makes me silly.

Readers: WHY not 10? why not 4?6?.3?.5?

me: eh suka hati aku la.

Okay2
here i go.
Dont miss me so.

1. when i was a small boy. I love moto GP. my grandmother and my grandfather knows i love it to the max. As a boi I'm willing to neglect my sleep just to watch the moto go round and round and round.my mother said this in the car on the way back from geylang " dulu mama record moto gp then abang will sit quietly infront of the tv and watch the moto go round and round. only then mama can start masak" I became reckless.
My atok brought me around the neighbourhood and i played with my bicycle. and at one bend i tried the corner baring with my bicycle and i fell. I had a huge cut on my hand and my knee and i sprained my ankle. how silly! but im stubborn. i still try to emulate the corner baring.and now with a bike. haha. i didnt regret practising since i was a kid.

2. I went to PPIS kindergarten at playfair. Boarding the School bus we must doa. Before going to class we must doa first. Before we going toilet we must doa first. After using the toilet also must doa. Nak makan doa(of course la!). Finish eating doa. nak study also doa. saying farewell to go home also DOA. that place memories. i remember when i was learning how to do our absolution(angkat air sembahyang). got dog(from the 2nd hand jual kereta place) come into the school and started barking. then my classmates who were girls were scared so they screamed and hid behind the teacher and some of the boys also la.and i still remember her name. her name is teacher hasyimah. and this happened when we're in K2. my bestfriends were AKID AND NIZAM. than the dog was chasing us. then the 3 of us became go go power rangers! haha. the dog came chasing because i rmmbered nizam throwed a stone. then the dog charge so i kick the nose. then i ran away. and luckily the caretaker uncle hamzah came in time and rescued us.haha. kene sentul shame shame sia.

okay aku penat.aku tired.
i need to do my revision later.
okay bye sweethearts.

selamat hari raya 2008

2008-10-06T05:28:00.005+08:00

I dont really raya but i still Snap pictures.
oh well.
I would like to wish Selamat hari raya to all the muslims around the world.
and to my friends and families.
Selamat hari raya maaf zahir dan batin.
jikalau saya sekeluarga ada buat kesilapan,terkasar bahasa.
Saya Nur Syahmi Bin Aziz Nric S9007471G mahu meminta maaf dan ampun.
halalkan makan dan minum saya ye!

This Is my cousin Baby Irfan.
As you can see he's teething.
Oh yes. My fingers.
It must have been finger licking good?
yum yum.delicious Abang Syam.

This Is baby Auni.
This baby cute gila!
run here run there not stop.
something amazing about her is that she can put a wholepiece of chocolate.
THE WHOLE THING inside her mouth and finish it.
I'm talking Ferrero Rocher.Shes a toddler by the way.
Haha. Tukar pampers! the bau. fuh naik sia.
i snap and ran.

Haha. and yes Yana was working at F1 as Minah Ticketing.
Siti Zullkeply?
haha. baik per f1 mainkan nama orang.
Syam Rossi.46...

Kriffith Chiquitita Elsie Jose Fernando made a mistake by leaving her wallet on the table when we're studying.
her cousin: eh krif left her wallet la!*opens wallet and found ez link card and started laughing*
me: What?
her cousin: This! her ez link.
me: haha cute sia.
She's really a good friend to me. i really appreciate your help alot.cant wait to do well and SHOUT "eh i score !!!"

while browsing for books with Yana i found this.
MEG CABOT?!
haha.wrote the book and Cabot!

okay okay. but now saya mau cabot!
timecheck 6.29am...
Yana and fazdawg,i really hope the hotel is not a budget maksiat hotel.
Really hope is not at near the lorong2.
Lavender here and there budget hotel.
Im praying for that not to happen.

ala! tak best sia

2008-09-30T04:01:00.004+08:00

hello people.
Tml raya.
But I got no motor!
tsk.
argh fuck la fuck la fuck la.
Oh ya you all you all say get spark.
spark plug ah.
urgh.geram seyh. i still love X1R.
THIS IS all my friends opinion when i ASKED THEM.

Faris(cousin).

Me:Eh x1r or Spark?
faris: Spark uh! abang didi punya da bikin. amik uh sial.
i jealous of him. Can drive already.

Nizam.
X1R or Spark?
on tagboard: Scrambler aah!
Not now la brudda. i get class 2A then i want to get Drz Supermotard.
Fierce dok. MCM X-MEN ! WOLVERINE!!!!!!!

Neighbour Salihin.
Me: eh x1r or spark?
Salihin: Alamak matrep sia! buy Vespa la!
me:Fuck sia vespa. i ride my father one i rather take the train siah.
Salihin:Theres a term we call leisure riding.
me:theres a term we call Need For Speed.
Salihin: Theres also a section in the newspaper called Obituaries.
Ouch! obituaries. but hey im a safe rider.

My primary school mate Zai who rides KR.
Zai: Eh kau lambat sia mau kluarkan motor!
me:chill uh.. whats the rush?
Zai: lembab bodoh.
Me: kay. x1r or Spark?
zai: kau amik KR sudah.
me: insurance terkopak? kering sia gitu mcm. satu bulan makan rumput.
Zai: haha.kau bawak motor kecik nnti kau bau 2t aku all the way.
me:chey confident. sabar eh.
zai: kau lembab la syam.kata mau rempit sama aku?
Rempit? haha. insyallah.

Kak Syaza(cousin).
her: Syahmi da beli motor?
me:Belom.tsk
her:save money la!
me:I am.anyways. X1R or Spark?
her: Spark la. Like my bf punya.full tank 7 dollar.
me:tau je eh kak.
her: mesti la.still kemarok over X1R?
me:i think so.
her: Abang didi wanna handover his spark to you right? take la?
me: 50-50 uh. I like X1R many many you know.i also like spark. im confuse ah.
her: chill la.pelan pelan kayuh.

Elfeiz(adidas friend who rides spark)
At adidas store.
Elfeiz: jom main motor.
Ride ride ride.
hmmm... almost the same as X1R.

So yes I'm getting the Spark from Abang Didi.
Abang Didi got too many motor la.
only 22 and he got 3 bikes already?
One Spark,One 125z and One Rxz.
Crazy sia?!
But he really knows how to modify all of them.
All stylo milo.
His BLUE RXZ superb. damn i should have took a pic la and blog about it.
Super nice.haha. fast and furious.

X1R or SPARK

2008-09-24T04:20:00.006+08:00

When you are a qualified 2B rider.
what you have to do next is get a bike.
haha.
And when you have passed.
Many will ask.
"Eh Syam? Dah pass motor ke belom?"
(eh syam? have you passed your bike license?)
then comes.
"Eh lincah2 ah kluarkan motor."
(eh quickly get a bike la)
Then comes.
"eh kau dah ada motor bagi aku test eh?"

And some of your cousin in the middle of their jobs call you up to ask you if you have pass your bike license.
and this convo with afiq.

Feeq gila! says: Eh amacam raya?
~Syam DECO Jr.~ says: Aku tanak raya uh?
Feeq Gila! says: Asal sia?
~Syam Deco Jr.~ says: Motor tkde. Sedih sia!
Feeq Gila! says: Ala motor tkde bus ada pe!
~Syam Deco Jr.~ says: eh kental sia. mcm secondary school.

Than Abang Didi gave me an option.
I like his Spark 125.
he said i can takeover from him.
I pay the remaining of the monthly installments.
which is 140bucks. then by raya time i get a bike.
His bike is Damn nice.
Full white.got neon.Good pipes.Basically his bike is complete modifications.
but ya. I love X1R.
I fell in love with it when I first saw X1R.
I dont know why.Its just the bike.
I love it eversince sec 4.
but If i get it. it will be a brand new bike.
and I will get it most probably in December because I'm still paying for my class 3 license.
get now or later? now or later.

so now its a showdown.
Between

Am i destined to be with you?

YAMAHA SPARK 125

VS

Or am i destined to ride with you?

YAMAHA X1R

Pls tag me your opinion.
argh DILEMMA SIAL.

Myprecious Fc

2008-09-23T06:20:00.001+08:00

MyPrecious Fc:
"Biar tewas di padang,Usah tewas ketika berjuang"

Proud of the team.

2008-09-21T01:42:00.004+08:00

It all started with Nina's Nasi Ayam Goreng.
Does it look like Nasi Ayam goreng to you?
Nasi Goreng yes.
But Nasi Ayam Goreng ? i dont think so.

And this is Andi Aziz.
Damn you should listen to his band play.
My friend for already 11 years now.
Since P1.
and in p6 our batch love to play wrestling and andi would be my wrestling partner.
we're known as duddley boys.
and andi would shout
"SYAHMI!!! Get the tables!!!"
haha.good times.
and we've been through many things
such as going detention together because of breaking a watercooler?!
haha.
and we handfought alot also.
Until meja,kerusi tingkap suma pecah.
but yeah he's one bro i will nva forget.
if anybody carik pasal with me in school I know I can count on Andi to help me bantai the bugger.
bantai until cannot bantai anymore.
hahaha.
Jangan main2 uh.Sideyni Judoka.sapa nak kene slam gi carik pasal dgn dia.

Syirah and Nina.
haha.my sec school classmates till the end.
we use to disturb Nina Kangkong because she's so thin.
And syirah was t-rex because shes fierce
but they are both sister lup.
whenever i need advice they will be there for me.
and they are people you can talk to openly.
about anything uh.yeah...
and i rmmbered very clearly you guys suprised me on my 15th birthday.
And you guys knew that i was very obsess with my hair.
you bought for me Gatsby wax.awww...
haha.
ps: eh nina,syirah jgan nangis eh baca ni.

and not forgetting ridzwan.
My bro.
Rio Ferdinand kaki golf.
haha.my prefect buddy.
always there to do duty with and always there to hangout with.
the guy i push into the pond.
lols. and the guy who slided me until i melayang!
and my kaki lebam.

So today I met my guys from Sec school.
It was time well spent.
Just let the pictures below talk.

At adidas:

My favourite picture of the day.
Lawah kapa?

and with the help of wahidah i finally get to choose my 5 shoes for work!!!!!
thanks yao!

Dilemma

2008-09-08T15:14:00.003+08:00

I took a quiz.
something related to me right now.
Everyone tells me to tell her.
i currently have 5 love gurus.
damn.balls stuck @ my throat.

I feel loved when...

The Five Love Languages

My Primary Love Language is Quality Time

My Detailed Results:
Quality Time:	8
Physical Touch:	7
Acts of Service:	6
Words of Affirmation:	6
Receiving Gifts:	3

About this quiz

Unhappiness in relationships is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. It can be helpful to know what language you speak and what language those around you speak.

Tag 3 people so they can find out what their love language is.

Take the Quiz!
Check out the Book

2008-09-07T16:21:00.002+08:00

I'm A good Kisser.
Ask my Cpr dummy below?

Good kisser indeed.
LOLS.
I'm bored.
Later I got BM test.
Im not confident of passing.
and yesterday, i buka inside the mrt train for the very first time!
maut.

fasting

2008-09-04T17:30:00.003+08:00

As I grow.
Fasting to me is not a problem.
Not being boastful or anything.
i just notice it.
When I aint fasting I get hungry every 3 hours.
Its now 5.32pm.
tonight i got prac.
AND TO ALL THE Fasting muslims out there, stay contented.
:)

2008-08-30T22:49:00.002+08:00

Wah wah.
Its been a long time since I hangout with Nas and Nizam.
It has been hectic therefore its a good thing we chill.
So we chill @ town.
Had dinner @ puncak.
Had a great conversation and plenty of good laughs.
Whenever we hangout my problems just swayed away.
First joke of the day.
Me:Auntie can you take for me air bunga?
Nas: LOLS! Take for me air bunga? tak payah bayar pe? mcm kedai bapak kau siol.
Nizam: tersedak.
Haha.Puncak is one place that for sure something hilarious will happen.
1)Nizam or Nas ask for ice water and the auntie replied.huh mayonnaise?
2)Nizam cheat money with the small girl.
3)i cannot decide to call the kakak makcik or kakak.

and then we walk around town.
nas drop his sotong on stik @ the escalator.
chaos sia.
then we went to play pool.
as usual, i was champion.tyvm.
3 of us had 4 games each.
Nizam won twice and lost twice.
I was unbeaten and won 4 times.
Last but not least,
Nas lost 4 games in a row.
haha.
good game though.
nas came close to winning me.
nizam too.
so that was my saturday.

Its about time.

2008-08-30T04:48:00.002+08:00

My godsis was right.
My life has been running offtrack.
I then turn to God to straighten me up.
To make me realize.To show me the light to glory.
And now,I shall fulfill my responsibilities.

What i recently read opened my eyes.
it moved me greatly.
Allah S.W.T is fair..
God Answers prayers in 3 ways.
god says yes and gives what you want,god says no and gives something better or he says wait and gives you the best in his very own time.

Life's Too short

2008-08-29T00:10:00.006+08:00

The boots i want to get.
Main reason is because Predator is my favourite boot.
Plainly simple and sleek.
I want this pair because its Wide-fit.
Theres nothing more I could ask for.
I just wanna play very well.

I bought myself a Sony Ericsson C902.
5 megapixels cybershot phone.
Not bad ay?
My first ever Sony Ericcson phone.

2008-08-23T21:35:00.002+08:00

Well hello sweethearts.
alright.
let me start by saying I aint gonna be @ adidas next month onwards.
I will be busy focussing on many other things.
Okay.
Recently I have been very hardworking.
training with Hearts United(my team).
training for BM.
Studying for O'levels.

Its been awhile training my swimming strokes at such an intensity.
I badly want my BM.
I'm willing to kill for that.
and trust me.
i really do.
and now. i wannt to sleep.
my whole body aches.
my calf,my thighs,my hips and my biceps truly hurts.
my chest is sparred from the pain.
No pain no gain though.

A Fresh Start

2008-08-19T06:35:00.003+08:00

It's now 6.35am in the morning.
I had just finish doing my Subuh.
I'll be going for individual training for my BM and going to cali gym for strength training and then off to work.
A new skin a new life.

2008-08-16T23:17:00.003+08:00

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you can also try Auntie SHILLA's very own lime green tehtarik
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2008-08-06T22:47:00.003+08:00

well hello I'm back.
Black is back is black is back.
this week i went to visit my atok @ serangoon and my nenek @ bukit batok.
and since I've gotten my pay
i feel there is a need for me to contribute to them.
So 50dollars each for both of them.
I know I know.
They have a good grandson. lols.
"don cha wish ur grandson was nice like me"

Okay okay enough of that.
I went to atok's house because its nearer to home.
and he was delighted to see me.
His face enlightened when I greeted him at the doorstep.
and I didnt come empty handed okay!
I brought KFC which is his favourite, a clima-cool running tee and a pair of shoes for him.
and I must say that its very tough to find him a pair of shoes.
the criteria.
velcro shoes.
Size 6?
So SMALL!
but ya i found the perfect one. baik uh!
the reason why I need to find him a velcro pair is not because he doesnt know to tie his shoelaces but due to the fact that my atok can't fidgit with his fingers
If you all you all
rmmber our Secondary school Social Studies subject,
Singapore was still with Malaysia and they had a confrontation with Indonesia.
On that unfateful day my grandfather who was a driver was waiting for his boss at the Mcdonald house.
and he told me stories on how he got hit by the bombs.
I cannot tell you because its eerie.
His lucky to be alive.
If not I wouldnt get to meet my grandfather.
an awesome small man.
unfortunately his left hand got hit.
Bloody Sukarno.
the fuck-up indon president.
and he kept on insisting that when I get my motorbike I must see him straight-away.
He wants to Siram the bike.
My atok is an awesome atok okay?
semua orang bantah Syam nak amik lesen but he was the only one who said can.
Why?
Because he knows I love motorbike racing when I was a young boy.
He is the person who will take me and my sister to play our bicycles.
I must say it was tough keeping an eye on me. I was a reckless boy.
Once I tried to imitate the corner baring with my bicycle at the bend.
My atok still rmmbered that incident like it happen yesterday.
to atok.
I know you aint reading this but you mean alot to me.
For the times youve been there for me.
For the times you kept a lookout for me.

Then I went to nenek's.
Haha.
I bought for her shoes and also her favourite fish ball soup @ bestari.
and nenek made Pucok UBI!
hahaha
mcm tau Syam nak datang sana.
so i ate with her faris and edeura.
Nenek scolded me because I never visit her for so long.
Well,its not that I dont want to visit but life is too hectic.
Juggling the commitments and all.
and she said I'm Hangus.
too much swimming la.sigh.
okay la.my leg hurts and i want to sleep.
slamat.

My first fall

2008-08-03T04:58:00.004+08:00

ah yes.
Earlier today I had a spin with Abang Didi's 125z.
The bike is super fast.
Some of you may be wondering how the 125z appears like.
If you watch the malay movie called REMPIT

The red bike.
Tapikan,theres something about this bike that makes me wanna go faster.
Not at straight roads.
but at corner bends.
haha. I even try to corner baring once.
Like the picture below.

haha. maut pa?!
Like Valentino Rossi.
Syam Rossi.
eh okay jugak eh...
Syam Rossi MotoGP legend.
Chey.
But then today. i fell. lucky i was covered all over...
sigh.
that was close.
aiights. till tml

wazzah!

2008-08-01T04:44:00.002+08:00

Sup yao!
Apa Khabar semua?
The Cheeky Monkey Is BACK!
Kinkier,cheekier,Hornier,Hari Rayier.
OOPS!
Arh...

some of you readers:OI DA PASS TP BELOM?
Me: entah eh.For me to know for you find out.but some of you know already.
so ya ssshhhh.

soon i'll be taking a study break and therefore no working.
weee freedom! awesome!! Boredom!! CONDOM!!
and many2.
A 3 months break from all the Stocks,all the fighting,all the pranking,all the stupid customers who like to ask stupid question.
ya. happy...
get a lil' bit of life back.

Okay kawan2.
There's something I want to tell you all.
if you all go to any retail shop.
Don't embarrass yourself by asking the staff for his/her staff discount.
because you will nva be forgotten by him/her.
Jangan malukan diri!

Situation:

Mak Cik SGX: How much does this cost?
Me: oh it cost 84.90 after 30% discount kak?*angkat bodek kape panggil kakak*
Mak Cik SGX: Oh my friend got it at 60 Dollars how come eh?
Me: Oh that is staff or Vip discount kak. Its entitled to staff and people who are sponsored by adidas.I believe your friend kenal someone who holds the discount card.
Makcik Sgx: Oh skrang ni I da kenal awak. Boleh dapat staff discount?
Me: *kiwak,kalau kau anak dara boleh la kau tanye? ni kau da mak dara.* SMILES.
Makcik Sgx: boleh la bang.
me: *mak kau die panggil aku abang?!*
Mas: Im sorry kak but we are not suppose to abuse our staff discount card.
Me:*sigh of relief*
Well said MAS!
Kalau kakak ada anak dara hotstuff lain cerita la.
Haha gatal nye syam.
Kene mandikan air bunga.
Baru hilang gatal agaknye.haha.

People people,staff discount is actually a deduction.
and our staff card got Limit.
In one year i can only spend until 3000 dollars of purchase.
its not unlimited.
Kalau unlimited sape2 pon aku da bagi pasal aku dapat commission senang.
lain la kalau your my close friend,family or relatives.
if i give someone discount just like that is like paying a sum of their product they are purchasing. mane boleh?

But ya my life is kinda hectic.
kalau syam tak update janganlah marah.
Been busy with Lifesaving training.
Been busy with adidas.
Been busy with my retaking.
Been busy with many many.
How not to have girlfriend.
until kadang2 I conpius.
Customer pompan hotstuff call for assistance
Syam teros bukak baju den jerit "hold on I'm coming" den teros buat CPR.
Abih bile tgh training casualty tgh drowning bilang syam check lanyard abih bilang dia nett price of productt.
Sigh ape nak buat.
Mau hidop.
Harga air,elektrik sume naik.
nak kene bayar duit batu,duit jamban,duit lampu.
nak kene tanggong anak dan bini pat rumah.
abih kalau tk bayar nanti bukak tap air tak kluar,picit suis lampu tk nyala.
Habis la!
Nak buang air besar dalam kegelapan.
Tu takpe,nak flush tak boleh psl tkde air.
TOILET PEKONG!
abih tkde air kesian anak dan bini aku.
Kene cebok pakai tissue.
Haha. okay stop it syam.

Well,the other day I went surveying aagain for motorbike.
This time with abang BOB and abang Yan.
Haha. thats the best part of having biker cousins.
they pull you in a cool team and lepas tu tolong carik motor.
About this 2 cousins of mine.
Haha.
When I was younger they already started riding class 2 bikes.
Abang Bob now rides CBR 400 and abang Yan got R6.
Last time I use to look up to them.
Then me and faris will argue who's bike is better.
And I always side on Abang Bob! haha!
Very childish but funny.

During Hari Raya:
Me:Ala motor abang Yan tak bagos asyik rosak.abang bob punye bagos.
Faris: Ala! kalau abang YAN chelen abang bob abang Yan menang pasal motor die laju.
Me:Ala abang bob bagi chance pat abang yan.
Abang Bob: *Smile at me* ah syahmi betol.

Actually my nenek dont allow her children or grandchildren to ride.
But well?
My elder cousins sat the wrong example.

Nong nong ago nong nong ago...
ME: Abih nenek tak pagi amik lesen motor asal abang man,abang bob,abang ipul,abang didi sume sume amik?
Abang Man: Pasal kitorang degil.
Me:kalau gitu syahmi pon mau ikot :P
Abang didi: Yeah!!!!! sehati sejiwa beb.

THE MAIN REASON WHY I ENJOY 1st day of HARI RAYA.
later got like a whole collection of BIKES.
But I dont think im getting my bike this year probably early next year or perhaps december? see how la.
I really cant decide right now.
NSR OR X1R?
Sportbike or Kapchai?
tetek or pepek?
I want both.
oopps haha.

so therefore eh.
Why I look forward to hari raya also is bcuz during Raya there will be alot of test-driving of cars.
for sure one of my uncles or aunties change their vehicles during raya then one by one they test drive.
Like last year when uncle Simon bought a BMW 7 series.
I sat in the car and whoho for a small person like me I felt powerful.

And one good thing is that my uncle will gather all of us then we go jalan raya in a big group.
Mcm convoy la!
Like 4 cars,1 van and 1 lorry and 5 bikes.soon to be 6 Bikes.
Haha.so nak katekan it will be quiet meriah la.

yeah.
oh well.

But it would be nice to have someone to jalan raya with.
when I see couples pimpin tangan,sayang menyayang,gaduh cakar-cakar mcm kucing.
deep in me, goes like...
"EH bestnye ade matair."
furthermore raya dapat buka sama2 pat bazaar.
pilih baju raya matching.
Then bile naik motor pakaikan helmet,turon motor bukak kan helmet.
then Zai my friend.
me:eh dok,asal seat pat blakang kau licin siol.
zai:ala,aku sengaja tukar material synthetic leather.Biar licin.so bila aku pillion pompan aku she'll be closer.and seat die pon less grip so die terpakse pelok aku.

oh well.
its tempting but ya.
Im not ready.
tapi aku nak girlfriend.
argh.

sekian dan terima kasih.

2008-07-18T02:47:00.001+08:00

its time i took my leave.
goodbye.
and thank you.

Its time I move to somewhere better.

2008-07-18T00:28:00.002+08:00

I want to turn back time.
Do what is needed to get me back on the right path.
How i wish it could happen
Hence,preventing all the regrets in life thats piling on me.
Ive been isolating myself from the people around me.
and to them,I must say I need my time alone.
Too much probs around me.
Too much sins have been done.

I don't have a mentor in life.
even the longest or the closest person I know isnt a friend I can talk to.
to those who know me.
Name me a friend of mine who can be serious?
That sums it up.
Nur Insyirah, how could i learn to be serious if your the only person I know who can truly be serious?
I dont have a true friend in life perhaps?
just friends.
I really dont know who sial.
and so dumbfoundedly,I played soccer when i was just about to recover.
and its all thanks to someone so self-centred.
dont you have a heart to think that someone has just recovered?
but im so dumb as to play because his my friend.
and i think my knees are busted.
shall not name it here but ya.
damn,dont i have a true friend?

My family's full of bullshit.
I tried to smoothen relationship with them.
but how do they respond?
who do they think they are?

I really would like to run away.
start my own life.
like having my own refresh button.
I'm wondering.
Should I fled the country?
leave my family?
every month I anonymously send money to my mum.

I use to love Fadhli.
I really do.
I really really really do.
He was a pleasant boy.
a good brother.
but i see a two-faced boy in him.
he starts to behave differently.
i do not know how he pick up that behaviour.
definitely not from me because I wont show such behaviour.
really i dont.
im suprise my own flesh and blood behaving in such a backstabbing manner.
trying to angkat buah.
if u happen to read this,
"bro,its not worth it. its not right,it gets you no where"

to mama,
i had been rude.
Ive hurt you before but not intentionally.
i just want you to stop nagging at me for the moment of time.
your really annoying me very badly when you nag.
and usually at the wrong time.
it hurts very badly that u dont realize it.
u have done alot for me.
I truly love you for what youve done.
i really do.
from the bottom of my heart.

to sis,
ive not been a good brother in the past.
im trying to make it up now.
but ur not giving me a chance.
ur tone of voice is insolent.
im sorry.
when we were kids.
if u dont realize,ive been a good bro.
looking out for you in kindergarten.
youve forgotten those days didnt you?
i really do miss those days.
but as i grow up.
i make mistakes.
i hope u realize im not perfect.
i tend to get astray.
please forgive me.

and to dad.
until today.
i just cant accept the fact that when I was younger,
you hit me with no remorse.
well i can list the scars here on my blog.
in age order.
1)5 years old.
you canned me till you left my thighs redded with scars.
why? because i start my letters from the bottom of the letter.
the tail.
was it so necessary?
2)age 8.
i fell asleep on the sofa because i was doing my homework on the coffee table.
i was so tired because i just came back home from school.
and in the evening i had mengaji.
so i went ngaji and u pick me up afterwards at about 10pm.
on that day mama was working night shift.
then u ask me whether ive finished my homework.
then i was so honest to tell you i fell asleep.
and you scolded me in the car.
hit me at every red colour junction.
sped at the CTE tunnel.
at 120km/h.
3)9years old...
insulted my compo.
you scolded me.
hit me here and there.
well theres so many.
life is miserable?

hangover

2008-07-11T23:55:00.003+08:00

at adidas chalet:
6 cans of beer+2 cups of chivas+ 1 cup of dry martini= Drunk.
next day=?

what a day?

2008-07-09T17:52:00.003+08:00

hey peeps.
I have been wanting to blog about what happen at prac revision since yesterday.
I went revision twice yesterday and suprisingly I bump into the Ah Bengs that i got to know from prac 3 during my second revision.
Haha.
I can never be serious when they are around.
and something interesting always bound to happen.
I do not know why but each time I bump into them during prac theres always something that happen that make us go like "whoa KNN! that person siao liao!"
such as somebody dash with the bike when an oncoming vehicle could have bang that rascal..

But yesterday's was even better.
An accident happen inside the circuit.
and the best part.
It occured infront of me.
before that accident happen:
Got 3 ah beng altogether.
I dont know their names.
but i can remember the No. tag they wore.
There was no.6,8 and 2.
No.6 was first at the traffic light.
and altogether including me there were 4 of us.

No.6: EH go where?
Me:Go e-brake.
No.2: Ya ya. go e-brake.
no.8:then go figure 8.
ME: eh! take short-cut go straight!(with my hand pointing straight ahead)
[We're not suppose to go straight because our map shows we got to turn left]
all of us: *laugh!*
then an instructor teaching prac 1:eh all of u dont play uh.be serious.

Then turn-left to blindwall.
while waiting for lane to clear.
No.6:Knn! u joker sia ask ask me go straight.
me:haha.short-cut uh.
no.2: can u be serious*imitating the instructor* ham ma de!
me:haha.eh go plank first uh.
no.6:okay lor u lead.

So i turn right to the right lane.
then i have to change lane because we're gonna go plank.
than the ah bengs follow.
then infront of me got 1 prac 1 student.
he was riding quite wobbly.
and i was about to turn into the plank when he fell at the bent.
i stop my bike and went to him.

me:eh brother are u okay?
prac 1: *never respond*

than the ah beng also stop and help me.
ah beng: eh he okay onot?
me:I dono la. eh one of u help me bring to the tree.than one of u pull his bike bring one side.then someone call the instructor.

then instructor come. then they took over.
all of us continued our revision.
round and round and round we go.
laughing laughing here and there.

after prac we were at our waiting area.
and talking about that accident.

me:whoa cb.luckily we stop sia.
no.6: ya if not dat guy die liao.
then we talk talk talk about our prac.
laugh about my e-brake.
haha. i break like a fish.
and no.2 can wriggle about it.
no.2: you e-brake like Slalom like dat.*wriggle*

than ambulance and paramedic bike came.
no.8: WHOA so serious liao. ambulance ni-noh ni-noh come uh?
no.6: just now paramedic bike also come ler.
then ambulance place him inside.
and we were making jokes.
as the ambulance approach e-brake
no.2: ambulance go do e-brake liao.
me:haha.then the person toink!

then the ambulance stop at the pedestrian crossing close to where we're standing...
the ambulance driver who's a mat...
he had his window down.
i think he his friend was at the curb

ambulance driver: eyh! aku bawak ambulance aku pat circuit ah beb! haha. alamak sume aku boleh pass uh!
three ah bengs:eh wad he say?
me:i round the circuit with my ambulance. alamak all i pass la!
all 3: *laugh laugh laugh*
then came the paramedic bike.
upon the pedestrian crossing.
he e-brake heavily.
no.2: whoa he brake like horse!
then he wanted to take-off..
me: eh instructor! he never check blindspot!*pointing to the paramedic bike*
the rest: *LAUGH*
instructor:aiya pass already la i don't care.
no.2: then he also brake like horse. whoa not fair sia!

haha.
funny la.
wad a day.

a sweet dream..

2008-06-26T12:41:00.003+08:00

I'm now in a racing team.
go figure.

I had a very sweet dream last night.
I was riding my X1R at KJE.
The bike equip with motard pipe that the big bikes all use.
and it sounded like a big bike.
and it was quiet fast.
whoho.
then my X1R was white and red.
very hawt!
and in the middle got speaker and the songs were blaring.
then at the back got other bikes follow me.
like riding lidat uh.
elfeiz with his black colour Spark,
Zai with His black KR,
Ethan with his Aprila,
Faizal with his Rxz,
Zan with his White KR.
whoa like syiok sia my dream.
and me with my X1R cruising at 110km/h.
so syiok sia.
then outta nowhere i hear trance music.
i thot it came from the stereo in my dream.
unfortunately its my hp alarm ringing!
argh fcuk~
spoil uh!

2008-06-17T00:09:00.002+08:00

Im doing this because I think Sandy badly wants me to do it.
although,this is a bit retarded and gay but who cares.
Im just bored la.

and ya im not forcing anyone to do this but if u wanna spread the love then be my guest.

SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARES YOU
1. Dolls
2. Dogs
3. When I see someone break their body parts
4. Rong Rong(colleague) !
5. FAIL TRAFFIC POLICE !
6. My dad !
7. fierce muay thai fighters like the one that is really damn skillful that noes how u move.

SEVEN THINGS YOU LIKE THE MOST
1. Yamaha X1R
2. Football
3. Lifesaving
4. Reading
5. Boxing
6. Adidas
7. Honda CBR

SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1. Punchbag(great stress-reliever!)
2. The long mirror
3. PSP
4. My helmet
5. My alarm clock
6. My protein powder
7. Soccer ball

SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. Syam eats well.
2. Syam sleeps well.
3. Syam trains well.
4. Syam hates BARNEY
5. Syam loves to be sarcastic
6. Syam is a speed demon on the bike(200km/h on the KJE in the wee hours of the morning!).
7. Syam 's not a very "on" person. It depend on the outing & all. xD

7 things you must DO BEFORE you DIE
1. Mass comm
2. Bungee Jumping
3. learn brazillian Jiu Jit su
4. Go Fairtex gym to train kicks.
5. Go macca.(holy land)
6. play soccer somewhere
7. lose 15kg
Basically live life to the fullest.

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1. Maintain determination
2. Focus
3. Train hard
4. study hard
5. destroy all play and games
6. score well !
7. Mug mug mug(:

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T DO
1. Impossible is nothing
2. Impossible is nothing!
3. Impossible is nothing
4. Impossible is nothing
5. Impossible is nothing
6. Impossible is nothing.
7. Impossible is nothing.

SEVEN THINGS THAT ATTRACT YOU TO THE OPPOSITE SEX
1. her Smile
2. Sincerity
3. Nice figure
(im not thinking bout sex dont get me wrong buts thats what makes women beautiful creatures.if your an art student u would understand what i mean)
4. VOGUE HAIR( Like victoria beckham)
5. her heart
6. Trust & Feeling
7. last but not least; her inner most well-being
I think i found someone but i dono how to convey it

SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1. Jiwa uh beb!
2. alamak tk jiwa uh!
3. i do it because i can,i can because i want to,i want to because u said i couldnt
4. HI WELCOME TO ADIDAS(greeting when customer enter shop)
5. HELLO HELLO ARE YOU OKAY?! why are u struggling?! (lifesaving procedure)6.
7. plabuto uh!:D

SEVEN CELEBRITY CRUSHES
1. Eva Mendes*melts*
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Rihanna
4. Kat de luna
5. Amy masturah(in the past)
6. Nora Danish *melts*
7. no more la

2008-06-15T14:06:00.002+08:00

Hello hello readers.
Im back.
I just came back from prac revision.
and ya! my account got no more money!!
fu ck!
must wait for next pay then can go prac.
anyways.

today started quiet emoish la.
I was on the way home looking down from the train at the construction area where geylang serai market use to be and it reminded me of my late grandmother.
She passed away when I was in sec 1 on israk mikraj.
Nenek was always there for me.
my sunat and all.
she was confident in whatever i do.
she pampers me,my sis and my cousins.
from cooking my favourite ayam masak merah to teaching me how to groom.
In kindergarten,
Nenek knows I dislike bring biscuits cause its boring so she will always prepare my lunchbox with rice and lauk.
and ppl say my mama is like my nenek. good with hands.
but what separates my mama and nenek is that nenek is more loving.
more ready to be there for you.
and she wont complain whereas mama is not that sort.

mama: kan da besar da boleh buat sendiri jangan mcm baby lah!
(your big enough you can do it yourself dont be like a baby lah!)
me: ala! nak jadi anak manje skit pon tk boleh.
(just a lil' bit of pampering oso cannot)

When I was primary 1,
Mum allow me to go home myself because she felt I was confident enough.
I did do it for the first few weeks of school until nenek found out.
she scolded my mama for letting me do so.
she said why didnt you let him take the schoolbus.
we were staying at toa payoh and the school was at bishan.
all i had to do is take bus no. 56...

me:nek,abang boleh balek sorang la.. tkde pape. tkde orang jahat la nek.
(nek,i cant go home myself, its nothing there are no bad guys)
nenek: takmoh! nnti kene culik kape sape susah? tkpe bsok balek rumah nenek, nenek amik dari skolah..
(no! what if anything happens to you? tml onwards come home to my house,i pick u up from school)

and the best part of nenek picking me up from school back then was that she always let me buy my paddle-pop ice cream.the rainbow one. haha.yummy!
In primary 2, I scored 100 for english and she gave me 20 dollars.
its an old note which i still keep till this day.

I do not know why but whenever I'm around nenek, I am more well-behaved.
I won't be running around.
I am always a good boy to her.
whereas when i go out with parents i will get lost.
like truly naughty lost.
running here and there.
going to toy sections.
roaming around.
haha.and if im lost i will find the security guard.
and the best part is i wont be crying like some other kids will when they get lost.
haha. cuz it happens all the time so im use to it.lols!

and when i was younger nenek always bring me to geylang market.
and she'll buy me my bandung and all-time favourite. KUIH KERIA!
its the malay doughnut.haha. better than doughnut factory okay!

I was still quiet stubborn when I was young.
Was so into motorsports such as rally,moto gp, formula 1.
and whenever there is such on the tv I wouldnt wanna sleep.
so my nenek will force my atuk to accompany me watching.
haha.

then in sec 1,
i became a prefect in school.
and nenek said dont be so fierce.
then the following week she passed away.
was quiet stressful

haha! i noe all of you dont believe me i was indeed a prefect once.

the funny funny part.
gerald my councillor mate came to my shop to buy adizero shoe.
my colleague johan dont believe me.
JOHAN:kau kenal member kau ni dari mane?
(how u noe dis guy?)
me:dari skolah.dulu kitorang prefect mates.
(from school. prefect mates)
JOhan: engkau? perangai kau prefect????? biar betol siak kau.
(you?! prefect. you must be kidding)
me: haha buto! you go ask him if u dont believe me.

at cashier counter:
johan:eh syam was really prefect ah last time.
gerald:ya last time uh.
johan:lolS!
me:what?!

gerald paid and shake hands and left.

johan: LOLS! mesti prefect jahanam punye kau.
me:haha. can say lah. aku makan rasuah uh. bile nampak member aku pat detention jek aku bagi lepas.orang yang aku tk suke aku saman.
JOhan:haha! kecoh sia kau.

dan kini sekian.
assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarrakkatu.

2008-06-10T04:16:00.004+08:00

Before work I met abang didi and we went to survey my Yamaha X1R.
survey survey survey then found the perfect one.
haha.perfect one mcm jumpe perfect girl eh.

me:eh kiwak style bodoh!
abang didi:Lek sua style.. mcm motor MASK RIDER... amik la spark... wave pon ade.
(like Mask Rider bike... take spark la or wave.)
me:tanak uh.. Kental uh.. (dowan uh.. For Kental ppl)*continue admiring the bike*
abang didi: oh kau kutok motor aku uh nie.. (oh u condemn my bike la)
me:tk kutok cume tak style.( nvr condemn but its not style)
abang didi: plabuto! 2b belom pass nak bobal style( your 2b havent pass wanna talk style)
me: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Then talk talk talk survey survey survey.

insurance= $1200 (pukitiang punye Ntuc income.)
motor bike= $4000 ( considered okay uh new bike)

but to be safe i must fork out.
$1200+800= E=mc2 / [B(a)xB(i)] + [TH(am) x B(i))= BaBi + thambi= Oink2 = $2000

mampos!
adidas pay cant even reach half of that in a month.
pelan2 kayuh? kepala hotark kau.
aiya.terok la.
havent talk bout petrol,maintainence modification and all.
oink oink sia!
canadian pork rag.

the pink piaggio

2008-06-07T23:46:00.000+08:00

manage to ride just know.
but yes.. i think baby piaggio's mad at me..
she stalled at the traffic light..
luckily i manage to jumpstart before it turns green..
but hey,this bike does wonders to me.
not to forgetting.
it works magic on the ladies.

2008-06-07T12:02:00.002+08:00

riding out of ubi. then reach the traffic light junction.
instructor:okay no.10 you make u-turn and lead.
me:*mampos* *filter at the junction.*
instructor: Rmmber to check your blindspot and maintain speed uh.
me: *nod* * deep down im nervous cause there are so many vehicles!*
then i u-turn everybody follow me.haha. convoy kapa?!

then it reminds me of what ayah said in the car while driving pass that same junction.and i was only 5 years old.
ayah: ayah amik lesen motor and kereta pat sini la.(ayah took my driving license here)
mama: haha.mama pon.(mama also)
me: nanti abang big abang pon nak amik pat sini.(when I'm big enough I will also take here)
ayah:dulu ayah ingat ayah bawak kereta toyota starlet yang kecik punye. abih ayah kene bawak pat sini.banyak kereta,banyak lori banyak bus.ayak kene selit dgn bus.instructor ayah ingat ayah tak boleh lepas psl bnyk bus 3 plak tu.
(ayah rmmbered i drive the toyota starlet de small one.and there were alot of cars,trucks and buses and I had to handle with the buses at the junction.and there were 3 summore)
me:nnti ayah tengok abang big,bagi 10 bus pon abang boleh selet.(when i big you give me 10 buses also i can handle.)
ayah and mama: *smile at me.*

and through enough there were 3 buses infront of me at the traffic light junction.and i can't move because they are blocking me.actually not really uh. got space but not so besar.so i squeeze in and the rest follow.
then being the first i must filter at the open road.sial uh. traffic heavy and there are so many cars and got one bus lane summore.now i take back my words dat i said 10 years ago. true enough there are 10 buses at the bus lane.

haha.
and i pass! haha.first time passER!!!
woo!

2008-06-07T11:48:00.005+08:00

I just rmmbered that today is ayah's 47th Birthday.
well,ayah..
I know I don't get along well with you in the past but I just hope to make a difference in the present and future.
You and I know that in the past I'm still a kid and yet to know anything.
Being the strict perfectionist man you are I always feel the pressure of making things perfect infront of you.
I'm grateful that your my ayah because there are many things in life that I learn from you that know other ayah can teach me.
thank you for sharing with me and guiding me throughout my life.
and your a great example of a true gentleman who's willing to get down and dirty for your women.

ps:ella and kriff, i got my gentleman gene from my dad.

Adidas watches

2008-06-07T03:36:00.002+08:00

its really great to be working at adidas because you get so many darn privileges.
all this watches here are all going at half price! woo.
ive' ordered the blue and red collection for myself.
and i'm thinking of one fossil-like adidas watch too.

Here A goes again!

2008-06-06T14:29:00.002+08:00

oh yes.
remember person A?
okaylah.
i realize I'm not the only one but the others kena oso.
Nizam and Zai told me their stories also and my initial reaction was sial uh bdk ni.

nizam:
zam:itu hari aku nak balik dari skolah uh.aku da penat siol.abih aku jumpe sideytu(referring to A)(the other day I'm on my way home from school.Im tired and I bump into A.
me:haha. lepas tu apa jadi?(then wad happen?)
zam:dia ajak aku jalan2 pat j8.( he ask me to chill at J8)
me:abih kau join?(and you join him?)
zam:tkde uh! aku bilang aku penat uh.abih die pakse2."ala jalan2 uh"and then walk away.
(No la! i told him i'm tired and he force me)

Zai:
zai:kau kenal bdk nama a?(do you noe A?)
me:haha.si kental tu?yang tinggal pat 142?( dat kental staying at 142)
zai:ah yes.
me:asal pe hal? (haha,wassup with him)
zai:dia relek jek msg aku mintak 10 dollars. (he relax oni ask me for 10 dollars)
me:pukitiang.deytu tkde perasan malu la doink.(dat guy got no shame la)
zai:abih itu hari dia msg aku kate "zai aku nak join design kau uh" buto uh! aku bilang dia kau semangat satu dua minute relax sua.(then de other day he msg me saying he wanna join my racing team then i told him buto uh your passion 1-2 mins only.)
me:lagipon sideytu kental.(aniways he doesnt suit to be in your team)
zai:abih itu hari aku dudok pat sini uh dgn brother aku.sideytu datang bkak mulot.
"sini mane punye design eh?" aku mcm nak pump sak muke si deytu.
(and the other day i sat here with my brother uh.he opened his mouth and said " here which design uh?" i wanted to punch his face)
me:haha.lain kali pump. bagi rase.
(next time pump oni la)

haha.irritating sia!

2008-06-06T12:45:00.004+08:00

amaciam semua?

ada bagus.....

okay.

My 2b license is going smooth-sailing.

HOWEVER,I lost my progress book.

pukitiang betol.

I was searching for it like crazy.

I went searching everywhere.

my room,my sister's room,my parents room,all the 3 toilets,my living room,the balcony and the small room downstairs.

i had to use my lil' bro was as my rottweiler.

I went berserk yesterday until my neighbour msg me,

"eh you lost something right?relax la dei.search for it calmly."

I must have sounded like THE INCREDIBLE HULK!!!!!!!

and I've still yet to find it.

rawr!!!!!!!!!

all my progress and hardwork.

and my next prac will be this upcoming Monday morning.

I immensely hope that I will find it by then.

another issue thats bugging me on my mind is a big dilemma.

2 teams.

one choice.

i greatly do not know which to pick.

team A is my cousins team.

well-known and abit active.

and my cousin ask me to join but I was like 50-50.

"syahmi bila da ada motor carik abang didi kay."

team B is my friend's team.

the team is not big not small just nice.

"kau tk payah ada motor,kitorang brotherhood."

without bike lecey uh.

stiill need to think deeply.

and i heard A and B are gonna collaborate with 3 others to form one big team.

oh well...

Syahrul 8years old and Baby( 2 years old).

and lastly, I miss these two knuckleheads.haha. syahrul and baby.

Syahrul:" abang syahmi bile nak bagi game?"

me:"entah eh,abang busy uh.."

syahrul:"busy dgn girlfriend eh?*with that cheeky tone*"

me:"haha. bkn girlfriend isteri."

syahrul:"isteri? abang syahmi da kahwin eh?"

me:"*kepala hotark kau* belom la.vespa tok ajis isteri abang?hahaha.kak bella mane?"

Syahrul:" huh? sape? gorilla? *laughed*"

me:"kak bella la*

Syahrul:"gorilla?"

me:"*gave up*next week syahrul sunatkan?jeng jeng jeng"

Syahrul:"a'ah la. sunat sakit tak bang?"

me:"sakit ah. kalau syahrul mcm girl memang sakit."

Syahrul:"ayah cakap sakit dia kene tutop mata tahan".

me:"ala,sunat tk sakit lah.mcm kene gigit semut.abih nanti da habis sunat dapat mcm2.duit la,mainan la ape syahrul nak. mane tau nanti ayah bilekan syahrul ps3 ke?"

syahrul:"kalau gitu nak sunat skarang uh."

me:"abang sunatkan uh.pakai parang!"

syahrul:"tanak! abang kasar!"

me:"mane ade?"

syahrul:"haha tanak!"

me:"kay lah.panggil kakak.abang nak bobal."

syahrul:"ala,nnti abang da dapat lesen motor bawak syahrul gi jalan2 okay?"

me:"abang bawak laju tau. buat stunt sume? syahrul berani naik dgn abang tak"

syahrul:"jgn bawak laju2 nanti accident mcm ayah."

me:"ah yelah.panggil kakak."

and the conversation drag and drag and drag and drag....

till here. tatatititutu.

Thanks for nothing.

2008-06-02T00:24:00.003+08:00

I did not manage to update for quiet a long time and there are plenty of things to rant about.
Perhaps no inspiration is an excuse on my part.
well well.

Okay.what I've achieve in May.
well ive achieved the certificate for Lifesaving 1,2,3...
and ya manage to clock my everyday training of 3.15mins timing considered the fact that i was horrendous in the beginning.

What happened in May?
Enrolled myself for Class 2b license and yes.
Im currently at prac 6.
only 2 more to go.
Bought a 500bucks helmet for 70 bucks.
Mama's catering business is picking up.
Help Nizam's uncle to rewang for his wedding.
abang Ipul's wedding.
at which point I saw one of the most touching thing ever.
abang Ipul sang the song kaulah sinaran ku to his wife kak Sinar and he sang wholeheartedly till he cried.
he really got the audience.
Ive nva seen that soft side of my cousin sial.

What's gonna happen in June 2008?
i gonna do the bronze medallion and i hope to pass it with flying colours.
i wanna finish my prac by the end of June and apply for traffic police.
i think thats about it.

Nerve-wrecking moments may 2008 or even june 2008:
saw customer fighting with each other.
instructor told to lead the rest of my prac mates.
telling someone how you truly feel but have yet to do it.

Im in low spirit because I don't feel satisfied with myself overall cause I know for sure I'm a much better person that what I am right now.

2008-04-27T02:13:00.002+08:00

"it doesnt matter how slowly you go up,

as long as you dont stop"

Not schooling and all pretty much makes you feel insecure.

But I don't regret making the decisions I made.

Having the whole year doing what you have passion for is simply exciting in a way that you don't feel time is againts you.

you have the freedom to indulge.

With the frequent guilt feeling that everyone else is one head ahead of you in this fucking race.

Although I do feel that I need more than 24hours per day just to satisfy myself with the things I wanna do in life.

There are so many things I so badly wanna do in life.

and so many ppl have said it to me

"While your still young,Do whatever you wanna do before you get old."

whoho! yes i do!

Currently I'm down with activities such as lifesaving,adidas,boxing,personal training and football.

there are more things I really wanna do.

Mum told me to slow down but dad told me to rev it up.

Personal training pretty much intensive and all.

To observe my other mates learning about the body parts.

and yes ive learnt alot of secrets when comes to losing weight and everything.

but putting it into action is hardwork and discipline.

and its not fucking easy.

especially in the malay society.

everything digested is oily.

and full of carbo.

At the beginning of the personal training class,I rmmbered so clearly that the other trainers notice i could work-out on heavy weights however they do mention that my muscle stamina is pathetic.

after the 3rd set of 20 my muscles are dead.

the other mates have good muscle stamina but unable to hit heavy.

then came the strength training.

i was tortured.

i rmmbered i vommitted like crazy on the first day of strength training.

my cardiac ability was horrible.

but i am glad i aint the only one who vommitted.

i went back home sored all over my body.

alot of others did too.

but as they say:

"if you dont wake up with aches the next morning,your cheating yourself"

and then lifesaving.

it aint easy.it looks easy but it isnt.trust me on this.

lifesaving is so technical that u dono wads your fucking next move during a tense moment.

Haha. one good example.

Syam(rescuer): EH DOINK! are you okay?!

Nizam(casualty): argh!i cant swim back!

Syam(Rescuer):okay hold on I'm coming!!!

Nizam(casualty):faster! im drowing!

out of nowhere i did a slide-in and then an extended chin-tow.

wtF?!!

den coach lim scold me.

coach lim:eh you mabok isit?!

nizam:haha! kau mabok kape? you suppose to throw me the rope la doink.

Syam:*already paisey*

Coach lim:okay nvm change over.

I'm so used to physical action I yet to realize that i could do it the easy way instead of the hardway.

and then come boxing.

but at the end of the day.

you feel great.

you feel rejuvenated.

you feel your doing something useful.

you dont feel wasted.

I'm a malay.

Ive plenty of malay friends.

and i realise many of them have great talents but have yet to know how to exploit it.

many of which can sing.

can dance.

can fight.

etc. etc. etc.

yet,the common word.

LEPAK

its okay to lepak but 3 times a week?

nah i dont think so.

at the end of the day.

What you really want is up to you.

Impossible isnt a fact.its an opinion

anybody can say ur opponents too fast,too powerful,too experience he gonna destroy you.

well fuck it i aint buying it.

its the test of the spirit and mind.

so therefore

right now.

I gonna hibernate.

tml a brand new day and yes i look forward to a fresh challenge.

peace out

2008-04-16T09:51:00.003+08:00

eh hi!
im addicted to this shit uh.
Rakata rakata!
kite semua sayang Syahmi..
haha.

Blogspot=Punchbag
Keyboard=Punching gloves
haha.

okay. i want to blog about this so badly.
Its really disgusting and irritating.
I just don't believe this kind of people exist.
Sangat merepek. and tak sadar diri.

Okay la. shall protect his identity.
Let person be A.

Haziq and I were about to watch ManU vs middlesbrough game at nearby kopitiam.
we had plenty of time in our hands.
so we walk aimlessly at Junction 8.
Then A saw me from far.
Haziq and I walk normally la chill.
Then I saw A approaching and his hand gesture was pointing at me like what matreps do in a gangfight while his mouth was imitating the word BUTO.
first point of contact already fanatic.
so ya i smile.

First encounter:
I know A because he use to mengaji(quran recitation) with my atuk.
A really disgust me.irritating nak mampos.
i do not know why but during sec school i always bump into him on the first day of school.
i was lepaking with the malay boys from my school and then this guy came.
and his mother came chasing after him to go home.
first impression.kental. tak tau jaga diri.
and his mother nag at us.ala,layankan aje.

2nd encounter:
last year first day of school.
i was at the mosque after solat.
then A came. fanatic habis.
talk about bike gangs.
then he said he got beaten up by them.
all sorts of bullshit.
and while otw walking home i went to J8 to get a pair of socks.
I really feel embarass that his walking beside me.
betol2 fanatic baju sak.
he kept saying mau bkak flag kape pat sini?
In my heart. eh kau bodoh kape?
budak2 baju pon tk bkak flag tgh2 jalan uh sial.
then went home.then when I'm about to reach my house he ask kau nak gi mane?
obviously home la.
then he said "okay la aku pergi rumah kau"
sial uh. no shame sial.
he invited himself.so i told him "kau gi balek lah"
then i gave a sigh of relief.

then the 3rd and current encounter.
A:Korang nak gi mane?(where u guys going?)
me:jalan2 jek nak tgk anugerah band.(just walking checking out anugerah band)
A:okaylah aku join korang.
me:*alamak si deyni menyibok uh.*

then walk.he followed from the back.
he tried striking a conversation.
I gave short answers.
sorry uh readers budak dah fanatic sial.
i cant show interest in his conversation.

A: eh aku dengar2 kau qabil dgn Syameer boxing eh?
me:* how did this guy know sia*.. a'ah asal?
A:takde tanye jek.itu hari aku kene rembat abih Syameer tolong aku abih die dgn qabil sebot2 name kau.
me:yeah.Syameer bilang aku.. die suroh aku turon tolong*for A what for come down sia* Die bilang aku kau kene rembat dgn 5 ah beng(gang disclosed using this as subtitution).
A:A'ah siol. Syameer nak tolong aku. abih aku bastard.*with that kerang busok smirk in his face*
me:ehk? *kau ingat cool pe busted orang*

I thought i could get rid off him by saying me and haziq are going LJS to badok.
but no. he followed.
and his bullshit continued.
he kept saying. "budak cine tu stare pat aku. asal die tgk aku siol."
i was like sape nak tgk kau.
rupe kau da kental siol. tkde bende pat kau yang mcm matrep.
and he said to me he went Ite Simei to register.
and he kena cornered by some mats over there.
and he said its because he wear like matrep.
i look at him and i was like. bullshit uh.

haha.giler uh.kay enough uh.meluat siak.
just had to let this off my chest.

Circumsision

2008-03-19T09:45:00.003+08:00

Hello readers.
I was reading Nur Amira's blog when I saw a posting of her lil' brother circumsision.
It instantaneously gave me the inspiration to blog about it.
Yes,circumsision.
Its a point of their life whereby they have to cut excess skin on the penis for hygiene purposes.
Oh yes. I rmmbered mine very well.
I was suppose to circumsise with my cousin Faris who was of the same age as me.
My dad was on about it but my mum isn't.
That's because she's pregnant with my lil'bro.
So yes,I did not get circumsise with cousin.
And ya,my cousin got circumsise the modern way with laser technology and all.
I have another cousin Azhari who's the same age as me.
and he got circumsised the same year as me.
but he's story funny sia.
haha. he got scared that he ran out of the clinic and into the carpark.
then all of them had to catch him. haha!
and my grandfather was there to watch him and he told me about it and made me laugh..
then it was my turn to get circumsise.
haha. i was so eager to do it.
can ask my mum.
My nenek was asking me.

Convo(at the clinic):
Nenek: abang tak takot kene sunat?(abang,u not scared to be circumsised?)
me: tak lah. buat pe nak takot nek? mama kata abang boi kene brave
(no lah.why must i be scared.mama say i am a boi i must be brave)
Nenek:*smile at me*
me:ayah kate sunat tk sakit mcm kene gigit semut.

then it was my turn to be circumsised.
and my grandparents and parents thought they could accompany me just like Faris and Azhari.
but no,cannot. so i went in alone.
whoho.champion dok. and im proud to say it.
I went in I can still rmmber the doctor's name doctor burhani.
He was sort of fierce but i was wanting over and done with.
so the procedure started.
he injected. and wow! painful sial.
its jahit technology.more painful but more efficent.
right now there are no more jahit all laser.
and yes the injection.
everybody can here me shouting.
but then the burhani said" dont scream,if u scream i slap your face"
haha.mcm kene rogol sia!
so ya i tahan the pain. then injection over.
then ya my dick was numb.
i could only feel the cutting.
and ya I sat there like a champ.
procedure finish so i was brought home.
dad carried me because i couldnt walk.
haha.

and at home I was King.
anything i want i get.
my dad bought me a gameboy and my atuk bought me a toy car which cost 80bucks.
haha.thats the best part of circumsision.
then the majlis and my cousins all came.
my relatives all.
then get money whoohoo!
but the day before the majlis got masak masak.
then my relatives all help out.
then one by one they check my birdie.
haha.
funny sia.

then yes,my nenek told my other cousins that I sat there like a champ.
alone. haha. inspiritional to others.
then azhari's younger brother Hafiz was like.
"i want to be like abang syahmi i dowan to be like abang jaiee.."
haha.best uh sunat.serious.

then my lil' bro kene sunat.
haha.that small cat.
cry baby.
laser technology ape saket. tk saket seyh.
and during the procedure he went in with my dad.
and he was like telling the doctor"what you doing to me?"
haha. and he sunat on friday 13.
woo best.

the running man

2008-03-07T16:13:00.010+08:00

Well hello readers.
Good to be back.
well yes,

Headline News.

Mas Selamat escape from whitley detention centre.

what a major blow to Singapore's security system.

such and audacious breakout.

I salute Mas Selamat lah seyh.

(readers:hah?! u salute him?!)

Yalah i salute him.

I greatly believe he had amalkan some doa(recitations) inside his cell.

and am 100% sure he did that.

to my muslim and non-muslim friends, I have experience the power of doa many times.

If one's intention is good,God would help and kabolkan(make it happen) the doa (recitations).

what i foresee is, Mas Selamat must have repented and he must have told God his good and clear intentions during his recitations and prayers.

Islam dont believe in violence. It greatly does not.

My atok always tell me.

"janganlah memerangi seseorang sehinggalah orang itu memerangi kamu"

(do not declare war on someone until that someone declares war on you)

perhaps he had bad intentions in the past.

every human change.trust me they do.

he escape while he is about to be brought to meet his family.

Gurkhas are physically very fit.

Their body are muscular and they can outrun any victim.

Singapore have state of the art security system.

its a miraculous escape. and for them to say he is unaided. well,he is aided by God.

Cmon? If not how is he gonna escape such a tight security place with electric fencing and armed gurkhas and all?its way to impossible.only god can help.

I've ask Smoke(my neighbour) as he has experience prison life.

Convo(true life event in true mat rep style):

Syam: Dok, lu pernah mau cabot prison bile lu masih di dalam?

Smoke: Pernah uh jack,tapi gua tk mau buat kerje bodoh. Musibot,kalau lu cabot diorang mesti susahkan ayah dan bonda lu? buat pe jack? Payau siol hati bonda gitu mcm.. and boi,Security Singapore prison siketnye pukimak. Nak bergerak pon sekse.takde orang boleh lepas uh jack.

tapi gua pon percaye uh yang si selamat ni die yakin.

Well there you go,a person as sly as Smoke could tell me such a thing

If Singapore Prison's Security is Maximum security,

What more Whitley Road Detention Centre?

where the prisoners that are a threat to singapore government is kept.

definitely tighter security.

My dad and I agree on one thing.

Mas Selamat will not be found in Singapore.

I believe he had fled the country already.

and 1,000,000 dollars reward dead or alive?

even if i find him,i would say keep your money cause i dont need it.

to mas selamat,wherever you are please take care of the islam image.

Life Can be such a bitch.

2008-02-27T16:57:00.002+08:00

Well hello.
My sales for february= $20362
sales target=$15000
well,not bad for a first-timer in Retail.
it was not smooth sailing for me at adidas.
Argued with supervisor.
I hate customers.
they got me into an argument with supervisor.
i tell the the correct information to the customers and in turn they like bodoh.
and yes I hate gays.

adidas tennis section:
Syam:Hi there. Can I assist you?

Gay 1:oh yes. can you tell me the price off this shoe after discount?

Syam:Let me see. Hmm. after discount its $100.30
sir.its a 30% item so your entitled to another 10% discount if you spend above $100.

gay 2: how about this one? the same design surely same price.

Syam:(look at shoe tree) oh its not sir. its cheaper as its 70% discount.it cost $70.30

Gay 1: why like that ley? same design wad.only colour different.

Syam:its off different season sir.btw its a tennis shoe.

gay 1: aiya nvm la tennis shoe can still wear what.

Syam:yeah okay true.

gay 1: which colour looks good on me?

Syam:(both looks gay on you. it has the word gay on it) i think the orange one.

Gay 1: Hahhh? but its 30% ley. not 70%...

Syam:( bloody cheapskates.)

and after that they want to void an item and i say cannot because its a 70% item but they insisted so yes i told supervisor. then supervisor not happy with me.C'mon la?!
From now on I'm not gonna serve this kind of ppl.
the list:
1.Gays( disgusting customers to serve)
2.China
(I'm sorry but your culture is really sickening. its not very nice to treat ppl like we depend on your money for a living
3.Singaporean Aunties(fucking cibai sia you think i your maid or what sia everything oso got comment on the product you think i want to listen.?)

okay ive let it out. whooo hooo

Retail Line

2008-02-07T11:16:00.000+08:00

Hey wassup.
Adidas Novena Velocity.
7th day working.
colleagues: okay lah gerek.
Evaluation of the store: Fucking Busy
The Crowd: Like Cibai! haha.
(Who are like Cibai?): The customers.
(which Customers?): Tourist from China and Singaporeans
(why them?)
Firstly,they don't know how to speak the language.which makes it hard to converse.
( i learn new words
Secondly,they are bloody rude.They come to the store behaving like their Father owns the shop.
Thirdly,they have no manners or ettiquetes.A fat China man actually took out his shirt in the shop just like that to try on a shirt.
(kiwak! boleh pegi changing room kan? plabuto disguting siol!)
Fourthly,Singaporean Aunties and uncles are so fickled-minded.Even when they have the best item and the newest item.

This is how i categorize the 3 main races in Singapore.

Chinese: They want the best item,with their size,nice looking and cheap. Its a very difficult criteria to find but I always try my best! when they have what i found they try it on. but they still feel that there are some more best items. Very kiasu.
Malay:They know the Items well and they know what they want to get.But it always comes down to the same bloody remark from them if they don't like something.
Malay guys: Alamak! ni tak style ah boi. carikkan yang style style uh boi.
Syam:The stylo milo ones move very quickly abang.
Malay women: eh ni cantik akak nak yang ni,alamak ni tak cantik.
Syam:(plabuto cantik cantik mcm itek uh)
Indian:They don't know their items.They are actually simple customers.Show them the best and they buy it. But at the end of the day its mass messiness. Shoe boxes all over the place.
Shirts in the changing room everywhere.

But its okay. Im letting off steam here cause yes! its stressful.
Bharath my friend bought a Sports heritage shoe and a bag for $60.70. how cheap is that?
So ya,if your my friend and you want discount just find me there at Novena Velocity 2nd level.
Oh ya,I signed up California Fitness.
I'm going to the gym now to make body. Chao!

2008-01-30T13:41:00.000+08:00

"I fought my way to be on top,

now comes the battle to stay on top."
By Ami James

Owner of Miami Ink

Eh Hi everybody!
alright.
Result is out and I scored not too bad.
However,i failed Emaths and graded D7 which was such a heartbreaker.
A big apology to Miss Abraham(my form teacher) for my accidental blurt of vulgarity.
It truly was not intentional.
It was an instantaneous reaction when i saw the D!
well i scored A,b's and C's for the cert which beautifies the cert but having a D is like having a big scar on your certificate.
But its okay I am still eligible for the courses I aimed for such as
Architecture,Interior Design,Film Media and Sound,Retail and Hospitality Management,nautical studies,sports and leisure management,visual communications and alot more uh.

well Okay enough said of my results,
I got a new job at Adidas Novena Velocity!
The Store is big! Like a factory.
Its so near to home and direct bus la seyh. only 15min journey.
If i have a bike it would be even better. 5 mins! lols.
I have resigned myself from the tiring and demanding bartending shit.
Despite that fact, it was a very cool experience.
Me and Mike were bar boys but Mike was stupid!
He got caught drinking Jim Beam and got terminated after a month working.
so yes,I stayed on after his sacking.
I was the youngest there so it was fun learning.
ppl like Tony Razi(33), Alfie(30),Tommy Rahman(27),Akira(23)Liza(31) were like mentors.
So i was a boy to them.
and yes I need not have to see boss again.
His sweet-talking antics really gave me goosebumps.

At the Bar-top:
ME: Argh Lapar siol! I regret sia never buy food.
Alfie(my goodfriend at work who looks like Vin Diesel): Padan muka kau.Tadi aku da suruh belikan.
(serve you right. I have told you to buy food)
Boss: I know what you all talking about.Syam is hungry
Alfie:Yalah this small boy.
Boss:Syam,if i buy the meal for you will you come home with me.
ME: haha NO!
Yes my boss is indeed a gay!
I rmmbered the Lychee Martini incident.
omg,he wanted to kiss me sia.haha.
and also the time where he brought his gay friends over for drinks.
but i have to admit they are nice ppl.
Infact,I learn how to sweet-talk to ladies and it actually works.
Boss sweet-talking technique improves lives! haha.
But well,I am much more happier Im in the retail Line uh.
so ya, want adidas stuff?
go velocity find me.
i'll assist u.

2008-01-09T15:41:00.000+08:00

First and foremost.
Happy belated new year everyone.
I took this picture when I was working but who cares?
the fireworks was gerek cuz i had a clear view.
Resolution for 2008:
1.Achieve my goals in life
2.Always be healthy and happy.

Oh yes.I beat Nas at Arcade@ Suntec.haha. and of all teams he use brazil. as u can see here.

i use Saudi Arabia!

allahu'akhbar!!!!

and yes.

I was on fire.i beat a challenger twice,Nas twice(argentina,brazil) and Nizam(Japan) once.

and of all times.
haha.
Somebody drop his 50cent token under the machine.
haha. guess who.
Hint: He lost his bet with his uncles and had to cut his hair bald.
Boi hilang 50pocen..

2007-11-22T22:28:00.000+08:00

This picture is taken at my staircase.
my dumb neighbour borrowed money frm loansharks.
fadhli(young bro) saw them and got frightened.
well,I was so fucking bored.
and so i did this.
"hey mr. loanshark.he doesnt want to pay :)"
hahaha.
aint the smiley face cute?
lols.

and yes! nizam learnt to play melayu already.and he stop his cina game for de moment.

at the arcade.

Syahmi:eh boi,ape kate kau start main melayu by using Italia gua.

(eh boi,what say play the malay game by using my Italia)

nizam:kay kay set.

the next time we know a mat kotai challenge us.

so nizam and syahmi collaboration.

first half nizam second half me.

haha.

and we thrash him 11 times!

1 token=50 cents.

okay.11 times 50 cents is like $5.50.kering sia mat kotai.

took a pic of the win but that kerenteng go and delete the picture.

afta taking my italia he bullied ppl.

outta de 8 he beat me 3 times.

eh zam,u win me taiko okay.2 of which were penalties.

and one of them i use cameroon.

well this is Nizam again at work.

BOI LAP IKAN. HaHaHa.

nas and me just had to disturb ppl at work.

nizam aka fishmonger.

and its nas's idea to take this pic.

haha.

The X1-R

2007-11-17T12:03:00.000+08:00

The X1-R.
My dream bike.

at nenek's(grandmother) place:
was eating ketupat while browsing through abang didi's phone new phone
Well,it could be said that his phone is like a porn bible.
you name it.it contains it.lols.
Then,I saw the picture of this bike on abang didi's hp during first day of hari raya.
my first reaction was like:
"sial uh.STYLE seyh motor ni.mcm motor mask rider."
damn! I was totally attracted to the bike for its sporty features.
abang didi then told me abang ipul just bought an x1-r a few months back.
i was thrilled lah because I knew I'll get to test-ride it later.haha!

later in the night, hang out with my elder cousins at the carpark.
there was a line-up of my cousin bikes.
1.Starting with abang didi's Spark.
I do admit that bike is pretty cool.
but not as cool as X1-R. haha.
2.Then there was abang Yan's Rx-z,
Super noisy! just like the person.haha!
ayah claims its a mati cepat motor.
anyways i hate that bike.
(no offense Nas I know u like that bike)
3.uncle Simon's super 4 bike.
oh yeah.its a class 2a bike.
super heavy.
but its really not for the light-weights.
i usually see abang2 and pakcik2 riding this bike.
i like the power of the bike.
4.there was also abang ayip's KSR (scrambler)
i had to tip-toe sia.
i know im short. so that bike aint for me.
this bike is also damn noisy but in a good way at leaast.
5.Dad's Vespa.
oh yeah!!!!
i miss the bike.
6.last but not least abang ipul's X1-r.
when i rode the bike the acceleration was super smooth.
like duh? new bike la nak katekan.
and yes,can swerve and swerve and swerve like a snake.
abang ipul bought it for 5.5k.
he deposited 3k and monthly installment about $150.
okay what.
but how do i save the 3k?
lols.

nvm,slowly.
i need to pass 2b license.
only then i'll talk 5.5k...
haha.
it would be really nice if someone get this for me on my birthday.
haha.tak tau malu.

2007-11-16T12:40:00.000+08:00

Gonna play soccer at court later!!!!!!!!
but lets rewind.
7 months ago:
I went for surgery on my anterior cruciate ligament.
goodness.
I clearly rmmbered how I felt after the operation.
Nauseated,aggravated,MOLESTED also got.haha.
Im grateful though.
and alhamdullillah im functioning normally today.

The plaster stained with my blood.
well,that's where the surgeon scrap my thigh muscles to sew my ligaments.
well,the torn ligament is situated at the knee not here.
i better not post that picture or else you'll have nightmares.

I still keep this tag till today as a reminder of the night at such a scary plc.

The food package.
trust me.
it taste horrible.

luckily mum bought Iced Caramel Latte.

so yeah. ive learnt my lesson.must play cautiously next time.

2007-02-15T12:25:00.000+08:00

hello.
haha.new blog.
Anyways,i just got discharge from the hospital yesterday.
Hospital food was horrible.
tasteless.
my leg hurts alot.
but ironically,surgery is a very unpredictable process.
yeap.at one point i was in this room,then im being transferred in another room.
in that room,i suddenly black out.the next minute i find myself awake.
I then start to vomit,was given a tube that give off oxygen.
feeling very nauseated and all.

Some of the nurses were gorgeous.
yeah.talk to a few of them.
wee....
during hospitalisation i was so damn afraid to sleep.
smsing ppl that night ro keep myself busy.
bella:"abang tak takot ke? hati2 pat hospital banyak momok tau."
(ur not afraid?becareful,at hospital got alot of ghost.)
nadia:"sebelah katil kau manusia gak kan.tapi yang in b/w korang dan tak dapat dilihat mata kasar ade banyak uh gagaga =DDD"
[beside u is a human but what is in between both of u cant be seen and theres plenty]
abang didi:" ey boboi saket kaki, asl ko degil uh tanak rehat.ko nak penumbok eh?"
alot more actually but lazy to type.i wasnt asleep until like 3am lidat.
the apek bside me oso couldnt sleep so we talk talk la.
okay. i wanna makan medicine.
bbye.